You make me smile :)

Apr 18

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

Apr 18

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

Apr 18

thedivinghughandthebutterfry:

starkosaur:

This is why I love QI

"CSI Vienna"

Oh man I would watch the CRAP out of that show

Apr 17

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Apr 17

imawalkingtravestyy:

i just want someone to hold my hand and hug me and tell me i’m not as shit as i think i am

Apr 17

haturade:

that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone

Apr 16

miss-strange:

fuckyeahawesomehouses:

More Bookshelves Hiding Secret Rooms

Because there’s a magical world behind books😍

Apr 16

ed-free-maggie:

A traumatic experience is not your fault. You did not bring this upon yourself. You did not ask for it to happen to you. There was nothing you could have done. And what happened does not make you a horrible person. You are wonderful. 

Apr 16

brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

Apr 16

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*